Who's Lucy?
She's a bitch, but we love her. She's nothing if not opinionated,
so if you need any advice about your dog, please ask Lucy - she'll be
happy to tell youwhat she thinks!
Just send your dilemma to lucy.
Lucy, why are you making that face?
Well to be honest I am a little perturbed...I just don't understand humans, take today for example. She's busy, she's working -- "ok, ok, OK" I get it. I can't walk myself but ok I understand". So you know I spend the afternoon amusing myself...I unstuff the kong, I disembowel two or three squeaky hedgehogs -- I stare out the window, it’s such a gorgeous day. "Geez it would be nice to get a walk today”. Sigh - ok she's busy"...I’ll find the rawhide bone.
I am just plain bored. I mean I have played with myself all day and you know sometimes a girl wants some company. Is that too much to ask?
So I get the tennis ball and go into her office, a whimper a little but I am NOT begging. "Lucy - go away I'm busy".
Dejected I walk out of the office, on the way I see this red thing in the hamper in the laundry room.
"Hmm what's this I think" - so I grab it, give it a sniff. Pick it up, haven't seen this before" and I scamper back into the office, let out a little bark. Translation "hey - what is this"?
And that’s when it happens…
"LUCY -- oh my dog LUCY- dammit give me that, give me those panties". Wow she's mad, she's excited and and I think "weee, finally let's get this party started" and I run. Weee and wooo hooo man this is fun, this is what I am talking about mama....I dash behind the sofa, I race under the bed, barely, barely make it past her in the hallway. And she's having fun too - I mean she's animated and out of breath. Lucy, Lucy - LUCY! Get back here. Eyes of fire – yeah, yeah wee. “LUCY GET BACK HERE”! But she's chasing me, you know, what do you mean get back here? See this is what we needed, this little break for some fun.
And then - she catches me in the kitchen (I hate tile floors) and bam - she swats me. She yells and she swats and she says "bad girl, BAD GIRL, Lucy" but you know darn that was the most fun I had all day long, all week really. Man that was fun...I mean getting caught was not so great but the rest of it wow.
So the next time I need some fun in my day - forget the rawhides, the squeakers yeah killing them is ok. But when Lucy wants some fun...oh baby get the red panties! I just don't understand why she's so darn grouchy (it's not like she doesn't need the exercise).